Randomness: Death Sauce

Sometimes, Transformation Attack likes to do her own thing; She might just buy a ring tone and let the phone ring (just let it ring ring ring like Chance the Rapper LOL!)

So when the lunch room had free peppers for grabs, I couldn’t let the opportunity slip away!

They’re tiny and orange, definitely undernourished or baby sweet peppers that someone at work gave up on in their garden. I was pretty sure they’d be delicious in chicken and rice.

Then I forgot to put them and any remnants of veggies in my chicken and rice; But, I had another recipe! Good thing too cause they looked like they wanted to start wilting.

I’m chopping those suckas up like I learned on YouTube, just rock choppin away like a mastah cause I don’t want them to be chunky in this creamy tomato sauce recipe I deviated from trashed; when my fingers started tingling. Strange, but what the hell, throw them in the frying pan with the onions!

Immediately the fumes of spiciness assaulted my sinuses! I was coughing, sneezing, eyes watering-I was a hot mess! Quickly, I opened windows, turned on the kitchen fan and got all the tissues for residuals from my nose.

Y’all, I tasted this sauce And I was set ablaze. I just about died from the flames. I was like gimmie more cream! Where’s the cheese?! I must’ve doubled or tripled the sauce just to get it from a 10 (hot as hell) to an 8 (sound the alarm). I must’ve chopped up six of those peppers.

Problem is, they were HABANERO peppers! And I was cooking for lunch TOMORROW. So not only will I be eating a marinated fiery doom but my fingers went from tingling to burning. I waited too late to get the pepper oil off (I didn’t realize quick enough!) so everything I tried made it worse. I had to sleep with the AC on my fingertips.

Guys, pray for me. My fingers are still burning this morning as I type and this death sauce with rice is the only thing my broke self has for lunch (˃̵͈᷄⌓˂̵͈᷅).

Any meal disasters you wanna share to comfort me? Leave them in the comments and follow me for more mishaps LOL!

About TransformationATTACK

Just someone trying to celebrate life by finding ways to embrace herself, her strangeness, uniqueness, weirdness, introverted-ness, and a ton of other things and then sharing those experiences with those who may need to know they're not alone. Life can be fun!

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