Randomness: Chris Pine Owns a Dunkin Donuts

Last night, I dreamt Chris Pine worked not only for my employer and left to start his own business, but that his new business was running a Dunkin Donuts! He met his girlfriend, a conspiracy theorist with a heavy Slovenian accent, after a tryst on company grounds.  (The employee rumor mill said it was hot and scandalous!)  She followed Chris to also start her own Dunkin Donuts.

Mind you, my dream really made it seem Chris Pine and his girlfriend felt they were too good for my employer and stormed off to do BIG THINGS:…….Dunkin Donuts. Hehehehe! Chris Pine became the manager in the white button-down that you ask for when the cashier screwed up your order and won’t fix it. (*≧▽≦)ノシ))

The line into the Dunkin Donuts was out the door.  They were serving Krispy Kremes (LOL!).  All hands were on deck…literally, they were manhandling donuts and passing them out on napkins like an assembly line.  I gladly ate my purple yam donut after watching Chris Pine glaze it with his bare hands under the spout of a glaze machine.

It looked like a pop machine, but instead, sugary donut glaze came out.  Like, what’s wrong with dipping the donuts? Watch, the glaze machine is gonna break and they won’t know what to do.  “Sorry, no glazed or frosted donuts.  The glaze machine broke.” (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

I was excited to see Chris; were we on good terms, friends even? And. He. Was. Aaaaaa- HAM! He was joking with everybody, even called for everyone’s attention to do a performance (Not managing. At. All.).  He could’ve been singing (stream Spidey-Bells!).  I don’t remember, but everyone loved him.  Too bad they’re not going to stay open after the health code violations roll in (LOL!).

Afterward, I called Chris Pine’s girlfriend’s Dunkin Donuts (She has no name ya’ll), prolly cause that purple yam donut was bomb, and I got a voicemail greeting detailing a conspiracy as to why she was fired from her previous employer and who to beware of, all in a heavy Slovenian accent.  It was ENDLESS! So I hung up.

The End.


 

BTW, I love Chris Pine.  He’s too hot not to get some.  He can open all the Dunkin Donuts he wants and I’ll be there.  Gawd, I effin love their dark roast coffee *cries*  It’s just comical I dreamt an A-list actor figured his best opportunity was opening a Dunkin Donuts. LOL!