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I knoooooow! There’s no SY update yet, but it’s comin. Also lightweight embarrassed by the lack of footage, but I was. Getting. My. Life!

Transformation updates in tow! I kinda passive aggressively acted out at my job and I also lost 17 pounds using intermittent fasting (but mostly from illness)! It’s not good but I’m still excited! YAAAAY!

Plus, ya girl keeps buying BTS merch and kbeauty, so I need to share it with somebody (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ωᵒ̴̶̷᷅*•) )੭⁾⁾

I’ll post as quickly as I can…prolly without obsessive proofreading LOL!

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ARMY Bomb Ver. 3 Bluetooth Fix

HI!

Long time no see (⌒▽⌒ゞ!

I’ve meant to post this for some time.  Most visitors are reading the ARMY Bomb Ver. 3 review and looking for a bluetooth pairing fix.  I shared the ultimate fix in my #LoveYourselfInChicago post , but I’m bringing it to the forefront!

My method before worked until I started shaking my bomb, then I had to go to the Chicago tour stop pairing station.  All they did was put a non-conductive pad at the bottom of the battery unit, lifting it to complete the circuit:

BAM! I was able to throttle that poor lightstick around for TWO CONCERTS! It works!

If this doesn’t help, contact Help Desk at btslightstickver3@compactd.com or use the 1:1 Inquiry customer service in the BigHit Shop.  Hopefully, the inquiry still works since they moved to Weply, otherwise try contacting them there.

Gimmie feedback, let me know if this helped! Also, I’m trying really hard to finish my experience at Speak Yourself Tour in Chicago.  At this point, the post is absolute babble, but I’ll get it to a sharable state eventually (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑!

Randomness: Persona Comeback Trailer

Lord Jesus, help me. *throws hands in the air*

I haven’t been feeling the best but I came back to say a few words ’bout President Kim Namjoon’s comeback trailer, Persona.

It’s dope as fuck.

Everything about it screams him embracing pieces of himself so that he no longer has to put up a front.  The song is a remix of Intro: Skool Luv Affair, Genius from RMixtape and prolly more that I’m not aware of, so it’s dripping in hip-hop (it ain’t dead y’all! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و).  He shows who he is as himself, an idol and a leader, and in true President Kim Namjoon fashion, shows nothing gets passed him! (i.e. “But Namjoon,” and visual nods to ARMY affectionately calling him President by also nodding to the UN speech he gave! JFC!).

I also love how honest he is.  He admits he didn’t understand what message he should put forth as an artist when he was younger, so he imitated what he thought was right.  He admits that he’s always changing and he has his faults.  But, this life, this pursuit of “Who am I?” doesn’t have a clear answer.  There’s beauty in striving to become better people by constantly learning who we are, how to adapt.  There’s also hope and/or aspiration in his lyrics:

“So I’m askin’ once again yeah
Who the hell am I?
Tell me all your names baby
Do you wanna die?
Oh do you wanna go?
Do you wanna fly?
Where’s your soul? where’s your dream?
Do you think you’re alive?”

Genius Lyrics

Tell me all your names, baby?! I’ve been dying for him to drop another “baby,” my way but he also threw in a reference to his UN speech! *cries* He’s killing me! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

And can we get an AMEN for all the Carl Jung thrown about the video backgrounds, visuals, and lyrics?!  We stan some smart ass Kings! They feeding us everything PLUS knowledge. *claps*

The consistency in his message of love and knowing who you are, from Love Yourself lyrics to concert ments, is amazing.  I effing love it and him.

Ya’ll. I said it before and I’ll say it again,  I would’ve loved this encouragement as a kid but I still love that I can appreciate the depth more as an adult.

President Kim Namjoon is everything.

End rant.

Randomness: Chris Pine Owns a Dunkin Donuts

Last night, I dreamt Chris Pine worked not only for my employer and left to start his own business, but that his new business was running a Dunkin Donuts! He met his girlfriend, a conspiracy theorist with a heavy Slovenian accent, after a tryst on company grounds.  (The employee rumor mill said it was hot and scandalous!)  She followed Chris to also start her own Dunkin Donuts.

Mind you, my dream really made it seem Chris Pine and his girlfriend felt they were too good for my employer and stormed off to do BIG THINGS:…….Dunkin Donuts. Hehehehe! Chris Pine became the manager in the white button-down that you ask for when the cashier screwed up your order and won’t fix it. (*≧▽≦)ノシ))

The line into the Dunkin Donuts was out the door.  They were serving Krispy Kremes (LOL!).  All hands were on deck…literally, they were manhandling donuts and passing them out on napkins like an assembly line.  I gladly ate my purple yam donut after watching Chris Pine glaze it with his bare hands under the spout of a glaze machine.

It looked like a pop machine, but instead, sugary donut glaze came out.  Like, what’s wrong with dipping the donuts? Watch, the glaze machine is gonna break and they won’t know what to do.  “Sorry, no glazed or frosted donuts.  The glaze machine broke.” (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

I was excited to see Chris; were we on good terms, friends even? And. He. Was. Aaaaaa- HAM! He was joking with everybody, even called for everyone’s attention to do a performance (Not managing. At. All.).  He could’ve been singing (stream Spidey-Bells!).  I don’t remember, but everyone loved him.  Too bad they’re not going to stay open after the health code violations roll in (LOL!).

Afterward, I called Chris Pine’s girlfriend’s Dunkin Donuts (She has no name ya’ll), prolly cause that purple yam donut was bomb, and I got a voicemail greeting detailing a conspiracy as to why she was fired from her previous employer and who to beware of, all in a heavy Slovenian accent.  It was ENDLESS! So I hung up.

The End.


 

BTW, I love Chris Pine.  He’s too hot not to get some.  He can open all the Dunkin Donuts he wants and I’ll be there.  Gawd, I effin love their dark roast coffee *cries*  It’s just comical I dreamt an A-list actor figured his best opportunity was opening a Dunkin Donuts. LOL!

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BTS…Why You Do Me Like Dis?

Dudes, random and straight-up, why BTS tryna ruin my wallet with a spontaneous stadium tour?!

Sure, we can say they gave us a heads up, with “Oooo, I wish we could do a stadium tour,” but you were JUST here in October! (An experience I HAVE to share with you guys!) Their current tour ain’t even finished. I would’ve thought they’d return during the fall at the most outrageously earliest timetable.

When will they rest? Will they be okay? Will they be healthy by the end? Will Suga get enough sleep?! Is RM gonna do his UN speech?! How many new stages will there be?! WHAT EPIC LOOKS WILL THEY KILL US WITH?! AHDAHDFHAHFAHDFSA! (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃

Also, they threw this on me (YES! MEEEEEE!) after announcing a Mattel and Funko Pop collaboration (UNO cards?! Effin really?!…I’m getting them tho ✧(σ๑˃̶̀ꇴ˂̶́)σ), The Notes books, I’m sure I’m forgetting more that I’m already paying for! OH! What about new BT21 Releases! And BTS World?! They still have to release new albums this spring. How much do you wanna bet they’ll drop new merch that says Speak Yourself? If they drop a new lightstick, we fightin!

UGH! I’m so broke…I still love them tho…with all my heart. *whimpers in defeat* RM…call me! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Anyway, here’s links for y’all that can actually make it *kicks rocks*

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Randomness: Old Posts

If you’ve read my One Punch Man workout post, you’ll realize I’m not the most timely person. Hell, I’m late to everything, so why would blog posts be any different?

But also, I’ll write these amazing posts and find a way not to publish them:

  • It’s too long – I need to shorten it
  • It’s not good – no one will read it
  • I’ll publish it tomorrow – finds other things to do. 

Or, worse yet, I’ll just forget about it.

Since my most recent post about expressing love, I have started writing another piece! Unfortunately, none of it made sense because I didn’t publish my older posts (LOL!).  They’re a HUGE piece of my transformation puzzle.

So! For your reading pleasure, you’ll see a few old, and I mean oooold, posts before I publish my most recent ones!

Thanks for handing in there with me on this blogger journey! ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )